[Dok Hendrix] Þē fōrþ prestējus King Of The Ring, Stone Cold Steve Austin, æn inkrëdibul vïkturē!

[Stone Cold] Þē first þin Ī wont tū bē dun, is tū get þat pēs uv krap owt uv mī ring. Not jus þē ring, get him owt uv þē WWF, bēkus Ī hav prūvd sun, wiþowt ā śadō uv ā dowt, yū dū not hav whut it tāks enēmōr! Yū sit þāyr ænd þump yōr Bībul, ænd yū sā yōr prāyurs, ænd it got yū nōwār. Tolk uböwt John 3:16… Austin 3:16 ses Ī just wipd yōr aß!

[Dok Hendrix] Kum on, þat is not nesesery.

[Stone Cold] Ol hē has got tū dū is gō bī him ā cēp bodul uv Thunderbird ænd trī tū dig bak up sum uv þat kurïj hē had in his prīm.

As þē King Of The Ring, Ī æm surving nōtis tū evrē wun uv þē WWF sūpurstärs. Ī dū not giv ā dām wut þā ar, þā ar ol on þē list, ænd þat is Stone Cold's list, ænd Ī æm fixing tū start runing þrū ol uv 'um.

Ænd as far as þis cæmpēïnśip mac is cunsidürd sun, Ī dū not giv ā dām if it is Davey Boy Smith ōr Shawn Michaels, Steve Austin's tīm is cum, ænd wen Ī get þat śot, yū are lŭking at þē nekst WWF cæmpēïn.

Ænd þat's þē bodum līn, bēcus Stone Cold sed sō.